I have not failed, I’ve found 10,000 ways that won’t work

sweetenergrandes:

me singing the lyric “i’m so fucking grateful for my ex” even though i’ve never been in a relationship before to even have an ex in the first place

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luxwing:
“ darkmario666:
“ videaudio:
“”
There has to be some godless injoke
”
My ride is here
”

luxwing:

darkmario666:

videaudio:

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There has to be some godless injoke

My ride is here

transboyscout:

so last night when i was trying to sleep y’know it was dark and quiet and my eyes were closed but then i suddenly started laughing because i remembered this gif

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death-by-lulz:

The Safeway by my house is having some issues.

shitboy96:
“ kunsthalles:
“ boy48:
“ apimeleki:
“ me at work
”
blinds but no window..yas
”
the sandals…..lara sis why
”
It’s fashion
”

shitboy96:

kunsthalles:

boy48:

apimeleki:

me at work

blinds but no window..yas

the sandals…..lara sis why

It’s fashion

naturaekos:

“How long they choose to love you will never be your decision.”

— Drake, thank Me Now

versace-queeen:

I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you

merrybitchmas2:

solitarelee:

Do you ever wonder what long term psychological damage is caused by crushing our small children with overwhelming pressure and time constraints every single day of their developmental life from age 5-18 and then suddenly setting them free into the world with no guidance or assistance other than “get a job” 

honey i don’t have to wonder 

death-by-lulz:
“Well placed minion
”

death-by-lulz:

Well placed minion

thegroceries:

When you see your friend’s post on your dash

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death-by-lulz:
“lucas better keep his little mouth shut
”

death-by-lulz:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

ifreakinglovemarshmallows:

paperboyjosh:

moriarty:

if you think shrek 3 sucks think again

I think about this moment all the time

Bards really be like that